Cryptocurrency News Today: This CoinMarketCap parody site tracks Bitcoin’s market cap, plus 99 shitcoins
CoinMarketCrap neatly does away with all the posturing and gesticulating in the Cryptocurrency market for a simpler approach. Where only two types of coin exist: Bitcoin and Shitcoins.
Clearly, whoever created the site is a fan of Bitcoin.
Rather than listing each Cryptocurrency it only lists Bitcoin by name. The other 99 coins are named “Shitcoin,” followed by a number denoting the coin‘s respective rank in the shitcoin charts. Therefore, if a coin is not Bitcoin it must therefore be a shitcoin.
In pretty much every other sense CoinMarketCrap replicates much of the information to be found on the legitimate and less smutty CoinMarketCap. Looking at the numbers, “Shitcoin #1″ must be Ethereum, “Shitcoin #2